TWHAYSTACK

An old player, an original at NT

Claims to collect items that will go offsale

Is the greatest enigma of the Ninja Tycoon

Calls TheSongList "then00blist"

Doesn't talk much in-game

Has claimed on more than one occasion to be 131 years old (rumor has it he is 19)

He once dominated the battlefield, but has not been seen taking part in heated gear fights in a while

he likes to blow himself up, drop him a gear and watch him find a way to explode, fling, burn, trap, glitch himself

rumors have it that he likes to blow up in real life then dance

also rumors have it his dick is 90 inches long